Psst, you wanna buy a word?

Tino has done an edition.
We are selling it in the shop.
It's a paragraph, 100 words long.
Each word costs £25.00.
You can only buy one word per person. Payment is cash only, no receipt. Nothing is written down. If you buy a word, I tell you what it is and then the number, chronologically, that it appears in the sentence. We have been selling them starting at the first word and then the next one then the next, so on.
Get yours before it sells out.

Buy one get one free!*

(*kidding.)